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Groupon? Try GroupOFF

August 17th, 2012 by platkat | Comments Off | Filed in Business

AMIRITE?

Seriously though, over the years people have suggested I run a Groupon deal to drum up business for the Barbie Dream Hearse. I don’t even need to hear the sales pitch to know that cutting a deal with Groupon or any other daily-deal site would be shooting myself in the foot.

For those of you living six feet under a rock, Groupon offers daily deals on local businesses delivered to your inbox. Customers buy coupons for a set dollar amount and then redeem the coupon for around twice the value in goods and services. After a short hey-day, this business model ran into a series of problems, followed by plummeting stock.

As a human being, I like Groupon. It’s a great way for consumers to try a new business at a low cost. As a business, I know I hate Groupon for that very reason.

Most people want to ride Barbie once. That’s okay with me; it’s about more than getting from point A to point B, and it’s not an everyday experience. For that, Seattle is littered with cabs, with most of the drivers having moved here yesterday from the other side of the world, but I’ll save that for another post.

If you’re trying to get somewhere cheaply, ride the bus. If you don’t mind giving specific directions and sometimes having to spell out the name of your destination (W-A-L-L-I-N-G-F-O-R-D—true story), take a regular cab. If you want to surprise someone or do something different for a special occasion, hire me.

I appreciate but don’t expect repeat business. I certainly don’t take it personally when clients don’t book me for a second time. They’ve usually told some friends, who hire me for another event, and the cycle continues.

Someone recently noted that the hardest part of my business is getting the word out. Indeed, self-promotion is a delicate dance between politely informing the community of your presence and bugging the living shit out of all your friends and relatives.

Yes, paid advertising is an option, but it’s hard to say how successful a print ad will be, and I think print ads are overpriced for the declining number of eyes they reach. (Businesses keep paying, so maybe it’s worth it for some of them.) However, I’ve found out through sweat equity with other projects and the mistakes of bigger companies that Facebook ads don’t work. So why not try a different form of online advertising?

My more experienced local friends in the business tried offering an online daily deal and appear to have been badly burned on Yelp by who tried to redeem it. They probably experienced an influx of business when they offered the deal and weren’t able to serve everyone they intended to. I can’t say whether or not the reviews are fair, but it may cost them a little something in the form of a check made out to Yelp if they want them to go away.

Unlike other transportation services in the area, my business has always been and continues to be comprised of one person: me. There’s only one BDH and only one of me to drive it. It’s an art-car, a giant tchotchke, a unique way to make a good party great, and another great reminder of what a creativity-fueled city Seattle is.

I didn’t set out to make a fortune, but even if I had, Groupon would have been no help with that. Even businesses who wish to rely on repeat customers have been unsatisfied with the Groupon experience.

So yeah, I don’t want to give 75 percent of my already competitive price for every one-time rental of a luxury service that I provide mostly for fun. I guess I could have just said that, huh?

People Besides Me Wearing BDH Shirts

October 4th, 2011 by platkat | Comments Off | Filed in Business, Merch, Pictures

I haven’t been pimpin’ much and winter came early this year, so I’m back to basing my marketing effort on the internet. Here are some people who took pictures wearing my shirt, and if you want to submit yours, I will post it. Of course, you’ll have to buy a shirt first, but that’s the easy part.

Friday Roundup

March 18th, 2011 by platkat | Comments Off | Filed in Accessories, Barbie, Business, Maintenance, Parking, Pictures, Seattle

It’s a busy day in Barbieland. After a short drive to the Olympic Fairmont downtown, I tumbled down Jefferson Street to pay my tabs (and my tickets) and order my new personalized plates. Yes, I’m taking the plunge. After a year of indecision, I decided just about anything is better than blah-blah-blah-numbers followed by blah-blah-blah-letters. Shall I spoil the surprise? REALGRL. Go ahead, ask me about Lars.

And yes, I said tickets. Actually, it was just one ticket incurred almost right after I drove the hearse to Seattle and started my business. I parked on First Ave between 3 and 6pm, not noticing the sign amidst the 800 other signs gracing the central portion of the street. And then I put it off because I hate the idea of paying to take up space (which is why I don’t pay cover at clubs). But after a year of rolling up to dozens of parkways and loading zones and camping out for several hours (example forthcoming), 67 bucks is a deal. I really hope I didn’t just jinx myself.

I’ve also been meeting various home repair people lately, and it seems like experience with auto repair is a common precursor to fixing porcelain and plumbing. I don’t usually mention the hearse unless someone asks what I do, but since I tend to be home five days a week, just about everyone asks what I do.

This afternoon I did a brief photoshoot with Chris and his buddy Frogfrog. Chris created a website for Frogfrog, chronicling their adventures around the world. This kid-friendly site includes a “ribbitting” dragging cursor… don’t say I didn’t warn you!

The complete set of pictures is in my web album. Here’s a shot of Frogfrog enjoying the first-class service you would expect to receive in Seattle’s only girlie limo-hearse:

For the two or three of you who read this site but don’t follow me on facebook, I promoted the Barbie Dream Hearse at the Girl Talk show earlier this week. In addition to taking shitty pictures of the car out front and even shittier pictures of the stage, I wrote a good review of the show. Well, it’s good if you consider the fact I was writing it at 1am, and it’s good in that I enjoyed the show. I managed to drum up some business, dance like my inner raver-kid, and not get towed. Talk about a good night!

If you haven’t heard Girl Talk’s new album, All Day, stop reading this and go get it now! It’s on heavy rotation in the BDH and has something for everyone. Depending on your aural processing abilities, you may want to listen to this in installments.

Lastly, in honor of Barbie’s birthday earlier this month someone posted the age-old graphic of absurd proportions for us to enjoy. As I’ve said before, I can appreciate that Barbie is a toy, and we must suspend our level of disbelief to play in the fantasy world Mattel so generously bestowed upon us. However, due to Barbie’s momentous popularity, the tall, blond image has been ingrained in our minds as being synonymous with beautiful. For shame, America! In my opinion, a fat barbie is not the answer. There’s so much more than fat and thin at play here. For instance, how about a life-sized doll with bangs and a mouth that opens? You don’t have to sacrifice sexiness to get your point across. Besides, HAPPY 2B ME was too long for a Washington state license place.

Annual Report (Now with More Puppies and Rainbows!)

February 21st, 2011 by platkat | Comments Off | Filed in Business

A little over a year ago, I drove my dream car up the best coast and began my little Barbie business. Although it’s full of challenges, I continue to be glad I gave it a shot. I appreciate my friend asking to interview me so I could reflect on some of those challenges (and subsequent rewards) under the guise of helping her complete an assignment. Some of these questions are frequently asked, but they don’t belong in the FAQ because the answers often change with time. Here’s where I am now, and regardless of how much of this you care to read, thank you for joining me!

How long have you owned your company?
1 year, 1 week, and 4 days

Please describe your education and what, if any, part that played in starting your own business.
I graduated from the University of Texas at Austin with a bachelor’s degree in multimedia journalism. My formal education didn’t play a direct role with regard to starting my business, but I wouldn’t have been able to earn the capital to start it as quickly had I not earned a college degree. The type of degree was negligible in my case, since I entered the tech writing field, which is comprised of many backgrounds. The crucial common trait of a good tech writer is the ability to learn complex ideas and explain them in simpler terms to the average person. Practice with that helped me stay level-headed as I learned about cars and business, which were previously uncharted territory for me.

What led you to start Barbie Dream Hearse? Where did the idea come from?
In my mid-20s, I thought it would be fun to own a hearse, mostly because I thought the name “Barbie Dream Hearse” was a cute pun. I wasn’t at a place in my life where owning a second car made much sense, so I had lots of time to think about how the car would look, my logo, my brand image, and things like that. It all started to seem like big project, and I wanted it to stand out more than just a decal on the back door. So I decided to put seats in the back and make it a limo so people could enjoy it on a higher level.

Can you tell me about some of the jobs/types of clientele you have booked?
Last weekend I drove a costume party on Valentine’s Day. They were very anti-V-day, so they decided to celebrate Halloween twice every year. And that’s how I got to drive around Marie Antoinette, Captain Hook, Jem, and two Tron characters all at the same time.

A few months ago I drove a carload of transvestites to a red dress party. They were super-fun and off-the-wall… very sexually overt. At one point, they depantsed (depantied?) one of the she-males and told me to hang his underwear from my rearview mirror, which I did. All things considered, it was a pretty tame demand, and I like to keep my customers happy!

What would you say your target market is? Is that even applicable to a such a niche company as yours?
I thought I knew! I figured it would be mostly women in their 20s and 30s throwing bachelorette parties, but I was dead wrong (heh). Over the summer I did a bunch of weddings. I’ve driven a couple of guys’ birthday parties, a prom, some date nights, some people going to shows downtown… I usually book gigs in advance and get a good idea of what kind of party I’m driving beforehand, but there are always surprises.

Do you do any advertising? If not, would you consider it, and how might you go about it?
I made a bunch of glossy, postcard-sized fliers that I passed around my neighborhood and the surrounding ones. These areas are mostly comprised of young people, most of whom have some disposable income (which affords them to live in the central areas of Seattle and visit the bars, restaurants, and stores where I leave fliers). I have my website and phone number on the back of the car, which is how a lot of people say they found me. It’s usually when I’m on I-5 driving to my day job, oddly enough. I don’t advertise a whole lot though. I have a finite amount of car and a finite amount of time. Right now, I can say I love working for all types of parties and events that have booked me because the work doesn’t wear me out and I sincerely want to do it. I hope things stay that way!

What has been most challenging about your business? The most rewarding?
I’m constantly trying to get a feel for what my customers want so I can make their trip more fun and memorable. Sometimes I hit the music/movie/lighting/communication just right and I know they’re happy and it’s a great feeling. Other times, I think I have an idea of what they’ll want based on who they are or where they’re going, and they’ll tell me they want something completely different. I appreciate when folks tell me right away if they want me to play a certain kind of music, put in a movie, plug in their iPod, etc. I tend to attract outgoing, vocal types, so it’s rarely an issue!

How many hours a week/month do you dedicate to the hearse?
It varies by season. Over the summer, I was working on off-nights more frequently. The days are significantly longer and prettier then, and more people are out doing stuff, plus I was in a ton of parades. October was also busy because of Halloween. In addition to driving people, I parked in front of haunted houses and greeted people walking in. I did some Christmas/New Year’s events over the holiday season, but it wasn’t nearly as crazy as the summer.

Do you have any employees? Do you see any need to hire them in the future?
No, but I have a huge contact list of folks who have done once-off jobs for me, including maintaining and accessorizing the car, designing fliers, making T-shirts, improving my website, etc. If I can help it, I’d rather not hire employees. I’ve had several people offer to drive for me, but I don’t think I’ll ever be comfortable with someone else driving my car and representing my brand. Even weirder, the offers have been from men. I can’t imagine how I could communicate my central ideal of female independence with a dude behind the wheel of MY dream hearse. And of course, there’s the issue of something bad happening. If there’s a problem or an accident, right now I can only blame myself and I must rely on myself to handle it. I don’t want to have to worry about how someone else would handle it or think about how they could have prevented it in the first place.

What are your career goals for the next 5 years? 10 years?
Theoretically, if I could do this full-time, I would because it’s fun. Realistically, I don’t think I could sustain that for more than a few years and that’s if I did everything right. I would wear out, and the car would wear out. It wouldn’t be worth giving up my other activities (work, writing, volunteering, hobbies) that also make my life pleasurable and fulfilling.

When I started out, a bunch of people who really liked the idea said, “This is great! You’ll have a fleet in no time!” But I really don’t want a fleet. There should only be one Barbie Dream Hearse; that’s part of the charm of renting it. I don’t want Barbie Dream Hearses passing each other on the street. Also, the BDH required a lot of time and money to create. The year it took to materialize was one of the most difficult in my life. Rather than go through all that again, I just want to enjoy what I’ve made and share it with interested people. So to sum it all up, I suppose my goal is to sustain this balance, this proud excitement when I show people the car, so it keeps being fun for whoever sees/uses it.

What do you like most about your job/company?
It’s flexible, it’s fun, and I feel like I’m having a positive impact on the community. People are generally happy to see me drive up, I get fan mail, and people like riding in the car and what the brand stands for. Seattle is really big on giving patronage to local businesses, and we’ve also got a quirky, well educated, liberal population that has a taste for the unique. I like that people in Seattle “get the joke,” hokey as it may be. You’d be amazed at the weird reactions I get the further away I go. People either flat-out don’t understand, or they act like I must have some ulterior motive for buying a car and doing something fun with it.

What do you believe to be the “weakest” part of your company?
This is a hard question for me to answer because I’m 99% sure it’s something I can’t see. I have very little experience in car modification, marketing, customer service, and running a business. However, I have been and always will be a word-nerd. I love reading and writing, and having shed the insecurities of my younger years, I love talking now too. Starting my business was an uphill battle, but I think I can attribute most of my success to being sincere in my communication and staying motivated to learn as much as I can.

Can you describe the biggest success or awesome moment you’ve had in your business to date?
I finished the car, brought it to Seattle, and started my business. Those three things marked a huge turning point in my life in which I was living entirely for myself and doing exactly what I wanted to do. I kicked 2010′s ass like I never could have dreamed to… and it felt amazing.

Biggest failure?
I want to say I should have started sooner, but I don’t think I would have been able to deal with the roadblocks and other negative situations with the relative ease that comes with regular old life experience. That’s not to say this was a cake walk, but when you get a point where you can accept there is a lot you don’t know, a lot you can’t change, and bad things happen sometimes, you aren’t as afraid to move forward. It seems like most people live with such a paralyzing fear of being considered a failure that they don’t even try. You have to forgive yourself and get creative when things don’t go as planned. That’s usually the main issue. The secondary one is to ignore the people who want to give you a hard time about it. There are usually fewer of them than you think there will be, and they’re usually in no position to define failure except to provide an example!

Building a Better Barbie

October 3rd, 2010 by platkat | 5,897 Comments | Filed in Business, Driving, Seattle, Tacoma???

Early fall in Seattle is pretty much heaven on earth. Since the Decibel dust has settled from last weekend and the car finally has sufficient bells and whistles (i.e. curtains and lights), I got to spend this weekend enjoying the beautiful Pac NW and concentrating on some other aspects of Barbie business.

As I’ve mentioned before, I joined the Junior League of Seattle this year because I wanted to participate in some organized community work and I also (selfishly) wanted to get connected with a giant portion of my target demographic: women ages 21-35 who like to go out. Done and done.

But what’s also cool about the league is being able to sign up for educational workshops like the ones I attended today. I learned a lot about branding and received some great advice from the guest speaker, who runs Turnstyle, a design studio in Ballard. I learned the advantages of having a living will, although being undecided about what to do with the Barbie Dream Hearse has kept from creating one. (I’ll be taking bids on Facebook next week.) And I attended a great seminar about having difficult conversations. Since I created the BDH, I’ve been dealing with both vendor and customer issues rather frequently. After spending most of my professional life in front of a computer, safely shielded from actual human interaction, dealing with these issues has been both exciting and challenging, so I appreciate having the opportunity to reflect and get some different points of view.

Yes, that’s right, your dark, fearless death cab driver is in a sorority for adults… and she LIKES it. I’m still trying to think of ways to incorporate the hearse into a future service project, because that would be the bees knees.

I don’t normally do the Google Latitudes thing (you’ll see me when you see me), but I have to say that driving down the hill from Forest Ridge School provides one of the most gorgeous distant views of downtown Seattle and downtown Bellevue I’ve ever seen.

When my lessons were done, I hightailed it back to Seattle for some quick Barbie beautification at Elephant Car Wash. I usually make the trek to Brown Bear, cursing its shitty location all the way, since I’m one of those weird people who genuinely enjoys washing my car myself. But Elephant costs just a few dollars more, they do a better job than I can, and they do it faster. They’re also really nice guys and they like the car. (Or they’re damn good actors.)

Then it was on to Tacoma, where I picked up Julian and his date for homecoming. Yay! High school dance clients! I met Julian at Crypticon, where he shot my spontaneous tutorial entitled, How to Eat a Cupcake. It was lovely to see him again and be a part of his special evening. On our way, we came up with a new slogan for the dance: “Homecoming 2010: Dat’s Romannic an’ Sheeit”.

My trip to Tacoma involved a long trip down a strange road. McKinley is home to what looks like some of the best Mexican food, dollar stores, and sketchy townfolk for miles. Plus, there’s a repair shop called Jesus Muffler. Car problems? Freaking JESUS is on that shit.

After dropping off my charges and showboating around downtown, I went back to the Hill to show my car to Jeshua at Licorous, which is quickly becoming my new favorite drive-by-say-hi place. There’s always a spot out front to accommodate me AND there are always people walking out who are unabashedly interested in checking out the car. That combination of circumstances is so rare, I can’t believe I happened upon them in my own neighborhood. Let’s hope it stays this way.

I cruised for a bit, and picked up a nice couple who saw me at Decibel Festival. Their location allowed me a short trip back down the hill to see the last of twilight grace the stunning city skyline, riiiight here:

I had dinner with a friend by the water last night and he took the words right out of my mouth when he said, “Dude, we LIVE here.” It really is borderline unfair.

So if it’s all so gorgeous, where are the pictures? *sigh* The Barbie Dream Hearse has two cameras, but her driver has only a lousy camera phone. If any photographers want to barter an old camera in good condition in exchange for a ride, hit me up! Consider it an indirect public service.

Barbie Dream Hearse Is Unsure of This

April 22nd, 2010 by platkat | 5,892 Comments | Filed in Business, Internet

Just when I thought I had a handle on Facebook, they went and changed things up:

Introducing the Like button
Starting today people will be able to connect with your Page by clicking “Like” rather than “Become a Fan.” We hope this action will feel much more lightweight, and that it will increase the number of connections made across the site.

You know what would feel more lightweight? Letting me use the correct spelling of the name I want in my personal profile so I wouldn’t have to make a separate fan page in the first place.

When I joined Facebook late last year, I was forced to use my first and last name to create my profile. A few dozen people befriended me, but joining yet another social networking site seemed to be a waste of time. I don’t care what delectable morsels you’re cramming down your gullet or how bored you are, I just want your eyeballs on my car. How was I going to use Facebook to promote the Barbie Dream Hearse if I couldn’t even use her name?

Then about six weeks ago, a friend of mine who doesn’t have a general disdain for online social networking told me to make a fan page. I had been under the impression that if I wanted to spread the word about the BDH, I’d have to buy ad space. I circumvented this by letting Facebook find everyone I’ve ever emailed, befriending them, and telling them to be fans of my car. And thus, the BDH fan page link was destined to sit on hundreds of Info pages alongside “I bet we can find a million people who think Sarah Palin is an idiot” and “My sister said if I get one million fans she will name her baby Megatron”.

Eventually I figured out that I could change the display name in my personal profile to Barbie Dreme Hearse and people were finding and friending me there. So the correct spelling of Dream as a middle name is unacceptable, but Hearse as a last name is okay. Is our children learning?

Facebook isn’t terribly forthcoming about how they determine whether a name is “real” or not. I’d like to know why I can be friends with Stabby McFace (a web designer), Neumos Seattle (a music venue), Proto Type (a musician), Chuy Redfish (a restaurant), and Smange Smange (fuck knows), but if I try to enter Barbie Dream Hearse as my name, Facebook wags its pointy internet finger at me and spanks my cyber-bottom.

Now people can’t even be fans of the correct spelling of my car’s name, they have to “like” it. And the “Liking a Page” section of the FAQ that followed the notice is blowing my mind.

Within the parameters of its new system, Facebook poses a timeless question: “What does it mean to ‘Like’ a Page?” Yes, what does it mean to truly like something? Do I have to like it like it, or just like it? What if I just think it’s okay? Conversely, what if I like it so much, I’m already picking out the wedding dress and booking the chapel?

Do me one better, Facebook. I want to know what love is, and I want you to show me.

If the makeup of my fan base (now, “like” base) was just a supportive fraction of my friends, it would make sense to consolidate. However, I have two problems:

1. When you search for Barbie Dream Hearse, there are no “People” results, despite my very similar personal profile moniker.

2. Half of my fan base isn’t friends with me. Out of about 240 fans, 120 found my page through a friend suggestion or a search.

And while researching my two problems, I found a third problem: I have two impostor fan pages. Neither of them have any pictures or info, but one of them has 32 friends. That means 32 people did a search for Barbie Dream Hearse prior to mid-March and befriended Impostor BDH. If you’re out there, impostor, just know that you’re the U to my CK One. And the rest of us can smell your cheap stench from a mile away.

To make matters worse, I had to “like” this impostor to leave a comment on his crappy fake fan page. I suppose I wouldn’t have been a real “fan” either, but becoming a fan implies less of a connection, plus it shares the meaning of changing into a bladed wind-moving device, which I do like.

There would be much less confusion if Facebook had just let me be Barbie Dream Hearse on my personal profile, thus eradicating the need for a fan page altogether. People could make fan pages all they want; it would be obvious where to find the real BDH. Plus, I get more friends with a profile than fans with a page. Most people don’t care what pages their friends like, but they do care who their friends’ other friends are.

As of this writing, I have 450+ friends. But when I tell the 450 people who know me (or of me) about the time I jumped a gorge, drove through a mini-mall, and outran a hundred of Chicago’s finest, I also have to tell the 240+ fans of my car, and then 120+ get the same awesome story that is totally true and not made up TWICE. I don’t want to be a cross-poster. I don’t want to be that promoter who’s on every local discussion forum posting the same party flier for two months straight. Facebook, don’t make me be that guy!

This concludes my wayward deconstruction of Facebook. When I can think of other nuances to complain about, I’ll be sure to update this post, which is about as useful as shouting on the moon.

Till next time, ladies and gentlemen, remember always: The internet is Serious Business.

Barbie, Barbie, Everywhere

March 18th, 2010 by platkat | 5,925 Comments | Filed in Business, Driving, Parking

It’s hard to post from behind the wheel, so I’ve been a little scarce this week. I had to drive to Tacoma on Monday for top secret business. Upon arriving downtown, I found the business to be so top secret that even I didn’t know where I was going. I stopped to consult Brett Bretterson, my trusty navigation unit, and he didn’t know either.

Since my car is huge and has a giant logo on the back of it, it seems I don’t need to find someone to ask for directions. If I sit long enough, someone will come to me. This time, it was an older gentleman in business-casual garb who stopped to ask what the Barbie Dream Hearse is, where she was made, and what I’m doing here. I gave him a quick run-down on the car and asked him how to get where I was going. Friendly people in Tacoma. I just wish they’d do something about the smell.

The next day I went to the Microsoft campus in Redmond to visit a friend for lunch. I pulled in where all the cabs and shuttles sit. I’m not sure if the outward appearance of my car made enough of a case for my being there, but meh, close enough. While I waited for my friend, I watched some people pull out camera phones and take pictures of my car. Had it not been raining, I would have opened her up so they could shoot the inside, which to me is the best part.

Then I went to Wallingford. Now, I like Wallingford. It’s cute, it’s quaint, it’s compact… but it’s a bitch to park your car, even if it is of the “smart” variety. Half the houses there had big SUVs and trucks out front anyway, but it was the No Parking signs galore that got to me. Lots of perfectly good space being wasted. I had to park three times, having twice caught sight of a tiny, unassuming sign telling me I couldn’t park north or east of wherever I was, and I was a bad person for trying.

I kind of miss Chicago, where they didn’t care if your car was dangling from a tree if you could manage to get it up there.

The Decals Are On!

March 4th, 2010 by platkat | 5,926 Comments | Filed in Business, Exterior

Jody did a great job on my rear door decals, and they got all kinds of exposure as I drove from Kirkland to West Seattle in rush hour traffic to run an errand.

I decided to leave the sides alone for now. Enough people have convinced me that I don’t want to junk it up like a race car, and I don’t have any concrete design ideas at the moment. The fact that it’s a big white hearse makes it stand out on its own.

I’ve spent the last few days cruising to different Seattle locales. One of the places I hate to drive most happens to be my current neighborhood. I rarely park on the street here since I have an expensive garage space, but last night I found myself trying to parallel park on 1st Avenue in front of Le Pichet with a bunch of people hollering, gesturing, and otherwise distracting me. I know you think you’re helping, but I have a backup camera… so back the hell up and let me park.

Also, to the striped shirt wearing douche in the black Mercedes who cut me off at the Seneca exit on I-5 only to get back on the highway, thus negating any reason for being in my lane in the first place, I’m shaking a tiny fist at you too!

Addendum: The picture requests were almost instantaneous, so here’s one of the back of the car, even though the light is hitting it wrong and it looks like crap. And here’s one of Lola, the little dog that hangs out at the shop.

A New Frank

February 18th, 2010 by platkat | 5,924 Comments | Filed in Business, Cars, Hearses, Interior, Seattle

Rick from the Rain City Hearse Club recommended L-M Auto on our discussion forum right around the time I returned to Seattle. In the back of my mind, I was planning to look for someone as patient and skilled as Frank to help maintain the car once I got up here, but I wasn’t looking forward to the arduous task of finding the phantom “perfect shop”.

Of course, I found myself needing some minor body work and door lock repairs almost immediately, so I took the car in last week. Since I never had a car up here, I wouldn’t have known where to go if Rick hadn’t said something about L-M out of the blue.

Dave, the owner, was relaxed and pleasant to do business with. He was happy to hear Rick recommended him and to have the opportunity to work on my (now) one-of-a-kind hearse. This was a huge relief, as I’d half-expect a “WTF” reaction from the average body shop, not to mention a stiff “female tax” when the bill came.

All of Dave’s employees were enthusiastic and complimentary of the car. They seemed quite knowledgeable of older and custom cars, and happy with their jobs in general, which I think says a lot. His wife, Tami, runs the office, and she’s very nice and well organized.

They had my driver’s side rear door looking like new by the deadline quoted, and they fixed the passenger side door lock so it would actually lock when I used the remote. I had to leave LA in a hurry, so I didn’t get to test everything I wanted to before I left. It is such a relief to have a good, reliable shop up here since I can’t visit Frank and his people.

The man who drove me to and from home while they worked on my car, Luis, was friendly and gave me some good tips for cleaning my car. (Did I mention they detailed my car when they were done working on it? How awesome is that?) Although we spoke English the whole time, he did a great job of filling Pablo’s shoes.

When we arrived at the shop, I saw a light blue ’86 Lincoln hearse parked next to my Barbie Dream Hearse.

“Did you get my car a boyfriend for Valentine’s Day?” I exclaimed as I walked into the office.

Rick found out from Dave that I would be picking up the car that day and wanted to see Barbie for himself. He (like many other car enthusiasts) was wary of the girlie limo seating idea, but admitted that it was well executed and perfect for what I want to do. And, his car is also a girl, so I guess Barbie’s gonna swing both ways.

I ended up going back to L-M today because the passenger seatbelt was over-extended, and I thought maybe something had happened when they popped the door off to look at the locks. They took off the door panel and showed me the plastic track that was getting in the way of it catching to allow it to roll back up, and they fixed it about 10 minutes. It wasn’t their fault and they still didn’t charge me, which was really nice of them.

Pictured below is my passenger door with the panel taken off. They mostly just had to cut out that white plastic part and reattach it.

All in all, I can’t believe how lucky I got when it came to this particular to-do item. If only everything could be this easy!